4runner would be my go to if that was the goal. 

To add: Bland, oversized blobs with agrarian engines with poor fuel economy and a distinct lack of refinement.

They may have known what they were doing at some point, but they peaked 10-15 years ago, and have been making bland, oversized blobs just like everyone else ever since.

While they may have aced the AWD and Turbo classes, they slept right through the Head Gasket Engineering classes and handed in an origami throwing star for the final project. 

Squatted-trucks.

Aaron Rodgers used to present as pretty normal and even thoughtful.

There is also no 4cyl 4unner, whoever put this list together is very wrong. 

I just checked Toyota’s website and the 4Runner uses a 5-speed transmission. I think the last Toyota that used the ancient 4-speed was the Corolla before getting the CVT.

Hello, thank you for your concern. This is big block i-4, I am safe, happy and not being held against my will in the basement of a pho shop. If my wife calls, tell her I am getting milk and I will return shortly.

with its new dry-coasting technology

Glove box door. It just seems inane to the extreme.

Engine start stop, Headlights, defrost (and preferably heater and AC controls), wipers, and door locks. Gimme a button or switch that’s always available, and always in the same place, gives me physical feedback, and that I can use while wearing gloves without having to wonder if I actually hit it.

Anything that directly affects visibility, like windshield wipers. You can probably react quick enough in most situations when rain starts, but what if something unexpectedly splashes across the windshield? Even if a sensor exists that turns them on and off automatically, I’m not going to leave my forward visibility…

Literally anything that you need to adjust while the vehicle is in motion.

You have reached your independent thought limit for the day. Please return after 12:00 AM in your current time zone if you would like to express another independent thought. 

Gee, dealers can’t sell cars at current prices? Maybe they should try, I dunno, selling them for lower prices? Just thinking out loud here.

Not only are “experts” concerned just as much about those trucks, there have been multiple postings across multiple sources for multiple years. They (including this website) have even pointed out how it is a bigger American problem than other nations. Taking those same big grills and turning them into pointed steel…

Are you kidding? There’s literally been studies that show trucks are more lethal to pedestrians and other cars. The experts are saying that the LowPolyTruck will be even worse due to its particular design.

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