Sorry, I was unable to read anything past “Minicucci”. Guess I am still a middle schooler at heart.

Hey man, sometimes when you skydive, you flip a coin.  This time it came heads up.

I hear you! Also: where’s my share of “our” immense world-wide holdings/cash???? And why don’t I have personal access to our “media megaphone”? I have stuff to say!!! ;-)

Take your meds and stop trying to bother the grownups.

Thanks (?) to the delay of P2 for track repairs, the session went off at 5:30am EST and I was able to see perhaps the only track time I’ll view all weekend. I’ve got a few observations:

I’m waiting for my turn with the space laser...

De-circumcised, more like.

I’m gonna give you that typo. The point is, if this article convinces you that Elon is a racist, than your bar for racists is trash. And my “apologism” is due to the fact, that I cannot be certain, personally, that he is or is not a racist.

Jesus fucking Christ, that was some awkward-ass apologism, my dude.

Have you considered not shopping there?

There really should be a Federal law against these sorts of resale clauses. Once you put down your hard earned money for something, it’s YOURS, and you should be able to do with it whatever you want that is legal. If that is flip it to the dumber sucker, so be it, none of Tesla, Ford, Ferrari, Porsche, etc, business.

I was thinking...ooooh....is that some kind of roll over damage that the forgot to hide? But theres no evidence anywhere else obviously to go with that route.

or even a matching green, or darker.

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The front view of this thing reminds me of a boat on wheels.

Perfect for all your coke snorting needs!

I have no idea how it will sell, but I don’t think this will be purchased by “truck people.” It will be purchased by “Tesla people.”

What the fuck is that dashboard supposed to be? An 80s bathroom vanity?