Just make the whole slide show different BMWs. 

Oh man, you have got to Google this company called BMW. You are in for whatever the opposite of a treat is.

The obvious answer is a BMW 850i, a Maserati Quattroporte, or any heavily depreciated Mercedes with a V12. Cars that people will obviously be cross-shopping with the Nissan Versa.

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You even managed to misspell ellipses. Is there a Being Wrong Olympics & you’re going for gold?

Pretty sure we just learned everything we needed to about you, lol

I don’t know how she can believe this nonsense.

Please tell me you’re a very early Millenial like myself and remember the awesome Tyco Rebound commercials. I had to beg someone in the family to get me one, because they were so cool, and it got stolen in about a week. 90s toys were so awesome, as was the whole decade itself.

to be fair, that ZF was actually pretty good.

You may be the first automotive journalist in history to imply that the Plymouth Prowler is somehow a “Supercar”.

I think I would have used the picture of the Lamborghini in the header of the article.

The key thing is that it’s the right rear.

Gotta be careful though. We know what a 1-2 psi right to left difference can do. Use that digital tire gauge!

Some archdruid left their bog in a no parking zone again.

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Just David Lee’s F40, Yellow

whatever is happening between the C and D pillars looks very hearse-like with that black roof

If I’m buying a new car, I expect it to come with a clean modular bumper.

Maybe, the ideal and most usable light comes from between 4300-6000k on the color temp scale, but douches in lifted trucks think the “blue” light they see coming from factory HIDs is actually blue (really it is a by product of the angle you see the light, but the light is not really blue for the driver) so they buy…

If we’re asking “What car ...got retro *design* right?” instead of “What *production* car (ok, they claim to have built 25 of them) got retro design right?” the answer is the New Stratos:

Mike Pence is boring white toast. Mike Pence is dangerous to women, minorities, the LBGTQ2S+ community, and immigrants. Mike Pence is a religious zealot. Mike Pence is all those things.