how you gonna just snatch a brotha’s chain like that.

That’s why fines need to be a % of net worth and not the same for everybody.

Still not enough.

Nothing a new BRZ STI wouldn’t turn around, am I right Subaru fans?

A Saabaru was on my short list when I bought my ‘05 GTO.  Are you alternate universe me?

Free electricity to all through large towers spaced out around the US. Good times. Also, the AC/DC war and public battles, which ironically lead to the invention of the electric chair.

AND Budkowski.

“Or will hard feelings hamper the progress of the team?”

TVR Cerbera with chameleon paint

I had early access to the details, if you sign up for this opportunity to be a OpaquePrism™ representative and be your own boss, I can let you in all the details!

Some guy jumped out of an airplane? That’s just Rong..

I believe history will show that Elon Musk is more of a Thomas Edison than a Nikola Tesla.

Jensen Interceptor

xenon ion thruster engine.

A brand new Jeep with quality control issues? I’m shocked.

Not just any team, but a team of oil drillers…because it’s obviously easier to train oil drillers to be astronauts than to train astronauts to drill a hole.

This is probably super expensive. Why not send a team to drill a hole and detonate a nuke inside of it? Sounds reasonable!?

unfortunately, we are on jalopnik, so because it doesn’t come with a vinyl bench seat, 3-speed manual and a 60hp N/A diesel inline-4, we must all proclaim that it is terrible and stupid and no one will buy it.

Damn it ford, just put the Model T back into production!