This might be one of the best unexpected things written here in a while.

That’s me too - cervical spinal cord injury - and MS/Xbox has pretty much made a lifetime customer out of me with the Adaptive Controller and their continued push for better accessibility. I’m happy for your cousin; welcome (back) to the gaming community : )

My cousin literally cried when he saw the accessibility controller from them, he's paralyzed from chest down and has limited use of his left arm, so he was so freaking happy when he saw that he could use the tools he already had and get back into gaming.

Wheelspins are a dime a dozen in the game, your residence money is MUCH better spent on the house that allows you to fast travel to any road. After spending 200+ hours in the last game, being able to fast travel directly to event locations is one of the more useful and time saving things you can buy.

actually what the fuck

Seconded. A Kizashi is also great option that is less of a penalty box.

2000s or 2010s Suzuki SX4 in a hatch or sedan. AWD, comes in a manual, hatch versatility, good mpgs,  and used prices haven’t gone through the roof like if you wanted a Crosstrek

I never thought I’d miss the overpaid studio execs who used to design movies by committee. Then the algorithms came.

The most frustrating thing about America is that you have this shadowy cabal of powerful progressive elite leftists, and they spend so much of their unlimited resources cancelling loudmouth pizza executives that they never get around to practical policy stuff like firing all the cops or burning down the suburbs.

“The steer-by-wire system also eliminates annoying vibration from the road that normally transmits through a mechanical steering column.”

Miata is always the answer...almost.

I haven’t seen it yet so I just assumed the squid wins.

On the plus side, him opening his mouth made me discover a dope local chicken place!

Let’s just all take a moment to appreciate the irony here. A car living in Salt Lake City does not have to worry about corroding due to salt and water. So beautiful.

The Jeep of Theseus.

I submit the lovechild of the HiLux and the Panda - the Toyota Tercel SR5 4WD:

Yes, that’s called the Golf R

Lotus Carlton. It’s a Vauxhall (or Opel depending on the country) Omega sedan with a twin-turbo I6 making almost 400hp. Top speed is nearly 180mph.

Pre-emptive strike before the fanboys attack

Apparently everyone in the area knows that if you need a questionable vehicle disposed of, you park it at Bob’s.