Somebody check under Sir Axelrod’s hood!

One answer for best off roader:

Not "countless" deaths. Quick Google search comes up with appx 9000 civilian/military  casualties and 12000 deaths of forced laborers that built them.

CR-Z

What’s it like being a short pedo?

TVRs are the crazy psycho high maintenance needy overly obsessive hot chicks of the car world

Never put your dick in crazy, unless your name is daddy. 

With apologies to Bradley Brownell and the approximately 17 other people who actually put their money where their mouths are... the Regal TourX.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Euthanasia_Coaster

I’ll knock it. Those people have Munchausen by proxy, but are harming a car for attention instead of a child.

Most modifications tend to be a compromise. Want to improve the road handling by lowering the suspension? Compromise comfort. Wan’t more power? Kiss your MPGs goodbye. There are exceptions, of course, but automakers spend billions to engineer a car that makes the best compromises it can so any deviation we make with ou…

Yeah, even Louis CK didn’t get anywhere near as much vitriol as this, and dude’s an actual sex pest.

Good planning with the wife, but I did one step better. I only knew one single woman at the time that drove a stick. I married her.

Could always teach your wife to drive a stick, then expand your horizons to the extra *checks notes* 3 or 4 used cars that opens up.

I have a buddy that did just that, he was very much a keeping up with the Joneses type. He went out and bought a new V6 Ram 1500 for around $30k, had it for about 5 months and visited his cousin who had just bought a Ram 1500 with a Hemi. A month later he rolls up to work in a Ram 1500 with a Hemi that he paid $50k…

I’m delivering a 2019 Traverse to a customer in about 45 minutes to a young lady who will be rolling over 7,000 dollars to get out of her lease early.  It’s terrible, and it’s only being worsened by all these inflated book values. She will walk out of here owing 45,000 dollars for a car that was probably sold for 43k…

Same. I always feel guilty taking them from their insect family and dropping them off somewhere foreign. Can they find their way back home?

My whole life my concern was more what happens to the various insects in their new location.

Big missed opportunity if they don’t include a functioning Baseketball court.

Guy biking into a photo of a road for me: that’s straight out of Looney Tunes.

Personally I never seriously considered this car because it required dealing with the shitty Kia dealers in the area.