“The steer-by-wire system also eliminates annoying vibration from the road that normally transmits through a mechanical steering column.”

Miata is always the answer...almost.

I haven’t seen it yet so I just assumed the squid wins.

On the plus side, him opening his mouth made me discover a dope local chicken place!

Let’s just all take a moment to appreciate the irony here. A car living in Salt Lake City does not have to worry about corroding due to salt and water. So beautiful.

The Jeep of Theseus.

I submit the lovechild of the HiLux and the Panda - the Toyota Tercel SR5 4WD:

Yes, that’s called the Golf R

Lotus Carlton. It’s a Vauxhall (or Opel depending on the country) Omega sedan with a twin-turbo I6 making almost 400hp. Top speed is nearly 180mph.

Pre-emptive strike before the fanboys attack

Apparently everyone in the area knows that if you need a questionable vehicle disposed of, you park it at Bob’s.

Somebody check under Sir Axelrod’s hood!

One answer for best off roader:

Not "countless" deaths. Quick Google search comes up with appx 9000 civilian/military  casualties and 12000 deaths of forced laborers that built them.

CR-Z

What’s it like being a short pedo?

TVRs are the crazy psycho high maintenance needy overly obsessive hot chicks of the car world

Never put your dick in crazy, unless your name is daddy. 

With apologies to Bradley Brownell and the approximately 17 other people who actually put their money where their mouths are... the Regal TourX.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Euthanasia_Coaster

I’ll knock it. Those people have Munchausen by proxy, but are harming a car for attention instead of a child.