Yeah, even Louis CK didn’t get anywhere near as much vitriol as this, and dude’s an actual sex pest.

Good planning with the wife, but I did one step better. I only knew one single woman at the time that drove a stick. I married her.

Could always teach your wife to drive a stick, then expand your horizons to the extra *checks notes* 3 or 4 used cars that opens up.

I have a buddy that did just that, he was very much a keeping up with the Joneses type. He went out and bought a new V6 Ram 1500 for around $30k, had it for about 5 months and visited his cousin who had just bought a Ram 1500 with a Hemi. A month later he rolls up to work in a Ram 1500 with a Hemi that he paid $50k…

I’m delivering a 2019 Traverse to a customer in about 45 minutes to a young lady who will be rolling over 7,000 dollars to get out of her lease early.  It’s terrible, and it’s only being worsened by all these inflated book values. She will walk out of here owing 45,000 dollars for a car that was probably sold for 43k…

Same. I always feel guilty taking them from their insect family and dropping them off somewhere foreign. Can they find their way back home?

My whole life my concern was more what happens to the various insects in their new location.

Big missed opportunity if they don’t include a functioning Baseketball court.

Guy biking into a photo of a road for me: that’s straight out of Looney Tunes.

Personally I never seriously considered this car because it required dealing with the shitty Kia dealers in the area. 

OK, first off, he says regularly commuting to see his parents, not daily.

Here’s a great example of EU bureaucrats wasting time on nonsense. Forcing low-volume automakers to produce less-polluting models is such a false economy (in terms of the environment) that it’s hardly even worth the trouble. Most models from automakers delivering less than 10.000 cars per year are almost certainly for…

not as forgettable as, say, Nikita Mazepin.

You can never understand suicide unless you have experienced thoughts of it yourself.

Which one is the Kang who got punked in Secret Wars? I loved that guy, don’t step to Doom you fucker! ;)

i take it you haven’t spent as many hours kissing mirrors in drag as i have.

Really? Just rewriting something from Jalopnik a couple months ago?

I don’t dislike people who like Musk. I dislike those who blindly (and rabidly) defend him, his actions, and Tesla, without regard to the truth, facts, or whether it’s morally, ethically, or just plain wrong.

So actually, I think you’re trolling. Surely you know that none of these are related to the car brands?