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Maybe we should have Ben back here more often... what do you guys think about that?

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doctors have a nickname for another type of head injury: partition face. It’s what happens when a back-seat passenger riding in a cab doesn’t bother to wear a seat belt.

I assumed the exhaust note *was* the infotainment system?

I tell you what, that swastika was certainly unexpected.

And due to his scooter being damaged, he didn’t make it to work.

But the HP is 65% higher, and the car is 1000lbs heavier. It’s pretty amazing that it’s the same.

Cannot unsee...

Something like this I guess.

Until people can go to the electricity station and fill their car with electricity in a few minutes and continue you aren’t going to replace the internal combustion engine.

I wonder if Bernie is still chummy with the rulers of oppressive regimes that no longer hold grands prix. Like, is he still hanging out with apartheid-era south african prime ministers?

I talked to him via Quija board last night, he said racing would have been pretty rad-sauce now that he thinks about it. His words not mine

Stopped reading at “weight does not matter.”

Take the Dart. Add hatch and ~3 inches of ride height. Sell as Dodge Duster. Profit.

I would have to say the CLK GTR space race program (and the Porsche space program in comparison)

And unlike the Ferrari Hot Wheels, you don't have to own 3 already to buy one.

Somehow, I imagine half the employees at Gawker Media who live in NYC would just stare at it and be not sure what to do with it, or where to put it in their apartment.