Conservative Texans love Californians when we're moving our tech industry over there wholesale. Didn't think about the votes that came with it, did you?

Um there have been topical numbing agents since the 80s. Why is this news?

Ahhh, This Island Earth. I saw the MSTie version in theaters. That's how hardcore I am.

Gregory's Girl is actually a good movie.

You think every female scientist in the UK is a rad fem and that's why they weren't invited onto the panel?

Gregory's Girl is actually one of my favorite movies of all time, ever, a sweet '80s coming of age movie by the director of Local Hero. I highly recommend it. And that thumbnail is truly terrible (but not totally inaccurate, as it is about a nerdy boy crushing on a very pretty girl).

In all fairness, Gregory's Girl is a pretty sweet movie.

They literally had binders full of women that they asked to speak.

Are you implying the runner-up should feel worse for herself that she lost to a transgendered woman than if she lost to a physically biological woman? Because that's kind of completely 100% bullshit.

Excuse me? Being a transgendered person is a whole lot more involved than "playing dress up". Kindly GTFO with your negative, bigoted crap.

You Jelly?

If I had a dollar for every time I've said, "the little squirt at the end puts it over the top, doesn't it?", I'd have...oh...one dollar. (Hey, it beats "that's what she said", anyways)

I'm probably the only Jezzie who reads Playboy (insert old cliche about reading for the articles, but I actually read the articles), and from what I've seen, Hefner is very much pro-choice. He's certainly not a model feminist or anything, but I wouldn't be surprised to see a blurb in Playboy about the importance of…

And can we please talk about the fact that Pharell and TI are never brought up in these conversations. Please please please.

Ok. No, seriously. I just clicked the link because you're right. That was super easy and quick too. They have a very user friendly site!

I used to live there. Blowing Rock is 98% white and ASU is about as lillywhite as a campus can get. Eat a dick, Lowe. When I saw the picture without knowing anything else the first thing that sprang to mind was this reminded me of the lip sync competition the frats and sororities put on every year.

You would be shocked at how many people really feel this way. One of our acquaintances took his daughter to a secluded place and presented her with a "purity ring," and had her sign a contract of sorts. Mom wasn't involved at all. Creepy as hell.

I find that if I eat breakfast before I leave the house (around 6.30am), I feel hungry ALL DAY. Once I've eaten something, it's like my digestive system expects more and I keep eating. If I don't eat breakfast, I can make it to lunch at 2.30 without even feeling that hungry. Just doing the maths of how many calories I…

This GIF would be hilarious if that show wasn't stupid racist.