Enhancement smoking ftw

This must happen to even the best parents from time to time. Season 1 of Bloodline (the only good season) explored this dynamic well: how in a family of nice parents and lovely children, one of them will eventually become the fuckup when he can’t live up to the perfection around him. It’s probably easier to just rebel…

Well it is possible, due to genetic mutations, for two lovely people to have offspring that are total douche canoes.

Everyone knows it’s actually Shoulda, Coulda, Woulda...

This article is about me, right?

Over kill I use my Dremel and a medium to corse sanding barrel. 

This really puts the term ‘pan-cake’ into perspective. 

It’s complicated, because I just can’t square the two ideas that 1) she can withdraw from the competition for her own totally valid mental health reasons and 2) she can still be the “greatest.”

I like this suggestion, but I also think it's funny, because a pancake is essentially cake batter cooked in a pan, and pouring the pancake batter into a sheetpan and baking it is, well, cake.

If you are the driver switching lanes, it is your responsibility to merge safely. Why would it be the responsibility for someone already in the lane? That being said, if there is a lot of traffic, then it becomes important for those in the lane to take their part in the zipper. As my wife would say at one merge we…

Charlotte is barely recognizable. 

What sucks is that those cops that can recognize that their nerves are frayed or are starting to have PTSD or other mental/emotional effects from their job are not always given the proper outlet to retire early and leave the force. I know one particular cop (friend of a friend) who went through a tough situation. A…

I believe the officer was quoted as saying “I swear, I thought he was black!”

I had a falling out with a friend who loves wrestling so unfortunately there goes my Monday Night Raw viewing. But Finn Balor and Crossfit Jesus were smoke shows.

a jaw that looks like it’s got some endurance behind it

Today was my first day On Line.

Must be new to the internets

Or just get a ducking Android. Easier to add your filthy words to your dicktionary.

Best way around it: Use Swiftkey. I have been using it for 4 years now on both Android and IOS. The Android implementation is better, but the flexibility and predictive features are head and shoulders above the stock keyboard.