The UPS truck must be the cat equivilent of a limo; they have so many boxes to choose from!

Yeah that got me too. Pig and fat ass because she bought food for herself that she intended to eat.

Someone would have died if that happened to me. Do not touch my food.

The thing is, he wanted chicken, she bought him chicken, she asked if he wanted pizza, he said no, he nibbled hers, pretended he didn’t want any, and then ate the original fucking thing anyway when she bought herself a whole other slice. This fucking guy is too much work, he’s a goddamned liar, and he can fuck off…

Do you mean it gives you “shutters?” As in plantation-style shutters? Get it?

Someone I know who gets lash extensions got sooo offended when I called them false lashes. She informed me that it was exactly the same as getting a kidney transplant, they were a part of her.

I love her take on this.

I thought the same thing until they mentioned she made no effort to hide her pregnancy either. She just kinda existed while pregnant. Everyone is entitled to do pregnancy their way (mostly) and if this worked for her then more power to her. If someone wants to take 8 million pregnant nudies in a cornfield and put them…

I don’t think she is criticizing pregnant women in the public, I think she is criticizing how other people are with pregnant women. They always want to touch your belly, ask about when it is due, names, gender, blah blah blah.

Ahem. Popcorn covered in salt and butter, not fine.: the necessary ingredient that makes life worth living.

Can’t be quite as jazzed but definitely

Starting a petition to get Jesse Williams to my house. FOR REASONS. (Sexy reasons!)

Of course it's not just her— she has to think about her entire crew. I'm sure there are many young women of childbearing age in her show.

I have no problem with people—white or otherwise—doing work like this. What I do hate (and something I saw a lot when I lived in Cape Town for 5 months) is when people take pictures with children and then post them on the internet. I only shared images of kids whose names I knew and who I actually developed…

He then jumped into his Lambo, yelled, “Lexit!” and promptly crashed into a wall - that absolutely everyone saw was there all along - massively depreciating the car’s value.

They make suicide more dangerous. Suicidal people are more likely to try and go through with it if there is a gun in the house.

Completely agreed. It almost feels like foreshadowing. When Obama said he believed the American people knew better (in so many words) than to vote for him, that was my Rains of Castamere playing at the Red Wedding moment.

If there is one thing #brexit made clear to me its that he is absolutely possible and actually more than likely, the worst part is there is no clear way to stop him.

Most important Brexit analyis to date.

I had a cat who would line them up, with perfect symmetry, on the front "Welcome" mat.