“Either way, man up and talk to her, in person, with your mouth.” 

This is incredible. Why have I never seen this? This man is a treasure.

Also... if I was doing it in a fancy hotel, I would 100% keep the blinds open so people could see what a fabulous life I was leading.

Love Jessamynn Stanley! I occasionally listen to a comedy podcast called “The Guilty Feminist” and she was a guest on one of the early episodes about exercise - http://guiltyfeminist.com/episodes/

You’re right, and I’m definitely a few beers in tonight. I still feel conflicted about eating chickens, and do my best to only buy it from a butcher I trust to source well treated chickens.

This is why I’m okay eating chickens but not cows and pigs? Chickens are so fucking dumb.

I came here to make a pithy comment, but as usual, you’ve beaten me to it and done better than I could even dream of doing.

I think my hangover lasted for three days. Definitely wish we had grounds to sue for this one. Hopefully someone will get there...

She’d probably fit in a small gym bag...

I’m sorry you’ve had such a bad time with cats! I promise that there are lots of nice ones out there!

Aww sweethearts! Our doggo also has allergies that cause him to lick his fur off, the poor itchy muffins.

Yay! We had to put a second box in front of the heater this winter

Sorry!! I was probably neck deep defending a slip and fall ;)

Absolutely - you just don’t know how you’ll feel in six months or a year. You’ll have time to think about it. Best case scenario you forget you ever did it :)

Hey! Sorry to hear about your accident, that is awful, and really glad that you weren’t seriously hurt.

You’re right. I knew. I just always hope it’s different. Ugh. We’ll see what happens, I’ve actually been thinking of asking the Jez-o-sphere for advice.

I’m sitting in the middle of my 30s wondering how I screwed this up again picking someone who wasn’t right. I’m a fuck up too.

Agreed - nobody wants to walk around the store with a sullen 14-year-old.

Not really related, but this story reminds me of how a lot of people don’t seem to realize that “gypsy” is a slur?

Agreed. BUT. We recently moved somewhere with no groceries in walking distance, no transit, and are not about to buy two cars. I can’t get car insurance so cannot drive here. We go shopping together because otherwise I’d never leave the house and lose my fucking mind.