Maybe it was some of that awful, terrible, bad peanut butter?

Thank you :)

That is really good advice

Why do you need a US version? I’m only half snarky here... Nobody on earth does nature better than Attenborough! Why even bother?

Same!! And I also sobbed at the fox. Oh my god.

*me, sitting in crowded Tim Horton’s*

Hey, so you sound cool, but what I’m really interested in is the contact information of that ticket upgrade wizard you mentioned.

I do miss having an awesome assistant to share all the ridiculous stupidity with. But I don’t really miss the stupidity most days ;)

I’ll tell you what’s going to happen with your shitty candy. You’re going to eat it. And I’m going to stand here and watch you eat the whole bag.

It’s sad, but when I lawyer end and got a chance to deliver like that, I’d take the letter around to my friends in the office to crow.

We all are. Keep fighting the good fight - I don’t have the energy to follow this shit, you’re doing a true service. 

I’d suggest he rephrase that - the lucky women only get groped and casually assaulted. The rest of women get worse.

True. I actually deleted the part where I acknowledged the ring was worth 80% of the insurance claim value...

Oh that’s so much worse. I’m sorry.

We need to have a serious conversation about consent in this world country because too many people just don’t get it. And that is completely inexcusable.

Darkest part? When I just wanted to be civil and pleasant to preserve my energy and sanity, but twelve plus months later was still receiving 150 word text rants and apoplectic emails.

Even mid-range hotel rooms have a safe in every room, and a main hotel safe where they will hold your valuables during your stay. I haven’t stayed anywhere fancy, but I’m simply surprised there wasn’t a very secure hotel safe for the valuables of their valuable guests.

This. I have it in my will

Maybe he could adopt a senior dog? There are lots of older animals that need good homes...

You’ve got good taste. The best!