JaneEyre27
JaneEyre27
JaneEyre27

Amen.

Kara's most recent poem, inspired by a series of photographs of a baby hippo, is a beautiful mix of line lengths. There is also a strong (but not overdone) repetition of the line "I am this hippo" which anchors this piece and reminds some of Anne Sexton's "Her Kind." Indeed, some argue that this poem was inspired as

We've already seen the best award show moment this year.

It's not award season until Guliana makes an ass out of herself in cringeworthy fashion on a red carpet.

I mean, on a Friday night the hostages — the shoppers — were more likely than not to be Jewish and that is something I am 100% sure was intentional. Anyone properly observing the sabbath needs to get their shopping done Friday night before sundown so that they don't need to do it Saturday (prohibition against doing

I can't help it! I'm so easily impressed.

That's my favorite part- firing a shotgun into the air from the back of a pickup truck is "hoity-toity bullshit"

Plus, that's really just a publicity scheme for them. So, like, "advertise for us by constantly sharing your Uber rides and BONUS someone might notice you've gone 45 minutes out of your way and could be getting raped that very second".

Uber and Saudi Airlines should strongly consider getting together, synergy wise. I am not quite sure of their exact mission statements, but they seem to have a lot in common.

I'm trying to imagine Tracee Ellis Ross and Jessica Simpson trying to hold a conversation at a family get together... All I can picture is Tracee drinking lots of wine.

oh please bro. This observation is so fucking lazy and devoid of intellectual rigor. You could say that MJ and friends stole ideas from elsewhere too. It's all a subtle diffusion of ideas. Calm it.

As a fan of bow ties, I was expecting to at least see the stinkin' thing. Timberlake, I am disappoint.

Mammy was the only character not swimming in their own brainlessness.

He took me shopping for eyeglass frames, then we got salt water taffy and went to his place and arranged all of his shoes by personality. He made me walk home. : (

"The vagina is a place where gross things happen..."

I absolutely do.