And to be brutally practical: what is she supposed to do with the napkins? Use them as napkins? "Yes, this is a note from my dead father; I'll just be blowing my nose on it and throwing it out." So that means she's going to have to keep them... which means once a day she gets reminded her father's dead, AND she's…

How wonderful of the Grammys to embrace same-sex love by not showing same-sex couples in an embrace. See also irony.

This is a terrible idea. As someone who lost a father young, having it brought up over and over again really does you in. The child can live the rest of their life normally, and it's a weird hubris on the part of the dying to think that the living should/would want to be constantly reminded of you. It might not be a…

No.

I really hate the commercial where the dude is washing with the "V" soap, and then has to freak out and do a bunch of macho shit to reaffirm his manhood.

"...words still have definitions, right?"

'Ahmurica.

Mariah Carey as the 21st century Dickens? I like it.

Thankfully 'all due respect' isn't even going to require enough effort to burn a calorie.

Whatever. I'm going to go home and watch Lilo and Stitch. I don't need no stinkin' princess.

You are aware that a film called Lilo and Stitch exists, right? I mean this movie sounds great, but it's not like Moana will be Disney's first Polynesian heroine.

I like to imagine Bieber getting some 'Scared Straight' realness from his fellow inmates while in jail. "You wanna end up like this?"

Sexual abuse of a child should have no statute of limitations, just as murder doesn't. I realize that this is a state-by-state issue, but it should be addressed.

Right?

I was hoping it was going to be more like Clue. "Done in the Grantham bathing room by O'Brien with a bar of soap".

Amber, girl. This beats cleavage, side-boob and Spanx® any day. Hat keeps your head warm and is stylish. Scarf keeps your neck warm and looks fashionable. Everything else pretty much looks like it was a no-brainer. You rock this look from head-to-toe. You know why? Because you're comfortable and dressed appropriately…

Word. I've got soft jiggly bits all over—boobs, butt, waist, thighs—and they went over quite well with a recent gentleman caller. Own what you have—confidence in your body is what's sexy.

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I love how Emma Thompson DGAF, forever and ever. She's the best.

Why is Bjork cool but Mayim Bialik's dress ugly?