That was the most shocking part of the article tbh!

The answer is, as always - APPLY MORE LUBE.

Eclampsia. Sybil died of eclampsia.

Clive Owen was offered to try for the part of Bond, he said no...which only makes him cooler imo.

OMG so would I. I would sell my kidneys.

COSIGNED.

It's stuff like this that makes me love the SNL KIMYE sketch because it's so true. He wants to legitimize her and make her seem less vapid and Kardashian ( I'm using that as an adjective)...and she's probably thinking, "This bag is so ugly I look even prettier when I hold it!"

My sister has seven children by 3 different men and no one thinks it's cool. But the kids are great.

Five kids by any number of men sounds like a total drag to me.

Yeah, it's not condemning in and of itself, but it also does not in and of itself make her sound awesome.

Right? I was so worried. I was like, "What happened to her awesome marriage that is older than me?" Glad to hear that Dolly and her husband are still going strong and are excited about planning how to celebrate the 50 year mark.

Am I the only one annoyed that, of all stores she could go to... supporting Wal Mart? really? I could just be annoyed because any mention of Wal Mart makes me want to slap someone. But were there no local music stores that would carry her CD? I mean really.

I guess Beyonce is A-Ok though with Walmart's absolutely shitty record of how they treat their employees. As long as they sell her CD who cares?

Lol. I completely understand.

I'm more of a Grover groupie, but Kermit fit the bill this time.

ummm... apparently (only in recent memory) you've missed the miley coverage?

I agree, she really is a beautiful baby. She got lucky with her eyelashes they look very lush and really highlight her eyes. Ah if only that innocence could stay that way forever. But between Kris/Kim and Kanye. Yah. No.

She has a poem about something mundane like housework or some shit and it makes me cry because it's awesome.

"Hey, foxy lady."