Right. Because every man who gets involved with a woman who's better looking (whatever that means) expects to get treated like shit. That's the most hilarious thing I've read all day.

"You know what that was about? It was private."

AHAHAHA "I stand by my t-shirt"!! What a ridiculous sentence to speak out loud!

My wife had to interact with Julia Roberts professionally; her impressions were, shall we say, not that different. Also, she thinks that she can go by "Julia" and everyone will automatically know who that is. If "Julia" was stuck without TP in a stall next to Elaine Benes, I imagine there would be no square to spare.

It reminds me of an article I read a while that we teach women not to get raped, but, we don't teach men not to rape. The idea being by making all these rules: don't drink, don't go out alone, don't lead someone on, don't wear a short skirt, etc. that when a women is raped people are less sympathetic, feeling that…

Yup. It's awful to be considered a toy or an object, but as a model it is your job to be a prop or a hanger. Must suck not to be able to separate your job from your real life though.

Ooop. Here we go...

The fact that people (including myself) have opinions about other people's hair choices is kind of bewildering if you think about it.

Mine too! Actually, my husband really loves that entire movie. It's adorable.

I feel like Bryan Cranston just had that outfit on hand.

Mariska - yes, I'm with you there.

I would be so happy if there were never any kind of insect/spider/creepy thing on any (non-bug-related) website main page ever again.

What does this picture have to do with spaghetti sauce?

Hey, Tay Tay's bathing suit is adorable. Maybe I'm just saying that because I sported a more or less identically-cut number on my last vacation. This is why when guys tell me that women dress for them I just laugh and laugh and laugh and go back to wearing high waisted shorts and frilly blouses. We could learn a lot…

Played by Kirstie Alley in the inevitable made-for-Lifetime movie?

If only he followed the Handy Jezebel Guide. :(

me too. :O!!!!