We all want to know which Food Network-featured bakery.

TEAM BRIDGET

You stop debunking my theories and just hush!

How is this possible? Has this woman never seen a movie/watched TV/read a book or newspaper? THIS SHIT NEVER WORKS OUT.

Jessie J is a pop tart amirite!

Reserved at my local library! Woot!

Molly Simms' daughter is also a vegan. Who eats beef.

I totally want to read this book.

I’ve been there!!!!!

Also apparently there are no musical women from Gen X...........?

More germs on a toothbrush than on a dick, though.

I've been married 20 years. I would never use my husband's toothbrush.

I would like to see Chris Pratt's spirit. And by "spirit" I mean "penis."

Watch the video.

Possible!

P.S. No, she does *not* want to help all us regular folk; she is not promoting this diet out of the goodness of her heart. Please.

You guys, I feel wicked bad for Beyoncé. She is pushing yet another diet into the collective American society because .... she needs the money, I guess? How'd she spend all her money already??

......a full minute later, I finally stopped laughing.

I watched that ep and did not feel hopeful for their relationship ... too young, too much, too soon. IM professional O.