Well here's a thought. Since you don't want plus size clothes, all of us fatties will simply go nude. If you don't like it, gouge your eyes out. Simple.

Do a PubMed search and I bet "Alcohol is poison" and "Each person has a different body" both come up as paper titles. Medical researchers say these things all of the time, so multiple fail. A-GAIN. Chew on that while you blast your face with some of my famous ethanol ceviche. The secret ingredient? Poison!

You should read recipes for Ceviche. Alcohol dehydrates and that will leave the fish dry and sour. Keep mangling your appetizers like that and people won't want to come to a second dinner party at your place...which I'm guessing hasn't been a problem anyway.

And yet I keep seeing tons of studies about how beneficial red wine is. It IS poison in excess. But so are lots of things. And one of the countries with the longest living and healthiest population on earth incorporates wine regularly into their diet (http://www.nytimes.com/2012/10/28/mag…).

Well, I guess that's a good plan for someone who can't fall back on their wit and charm.