That is a low-key version of what I would have said, “Whatever you make, pal”. It is good cause it shows he is probably only able to make a PB without J like the incompetent POS he is.

I don’t think paying for your nanny to go back to her home country to visit family as a bonus is “cheaping out on childcare”. Cheaping out is leaving the kids at some illegal daycare or using a completely untrained, unqualified au pair to save money.

She was! She is a major “Hey, it is that girl!” to use a Fametracker term... She is everywhere.

Cameos by Anthony Hopkins and I will take Julianne Moore since Jodie Foster won’t do it coming up!

None of the employers I’ve had in my life has hired a relative of mine cause I asked for it, nor have they given me plane tickets to go anywhere, much less internationally, to visit anyone.

She expects her son to attend private school while she works as a part-time nanny. Who is to say that after giving her this bonus, she wouldn’t then expect to live in a 4-bedroom apartment in a luxury building/lease a luxury car/make other financial decisions incompatible with her work situation? Are the Krims on the…

It is ok for you to locate their kids now and stab them to death, I suppose.

So we are supposed to throw money at any employees who need more money just because? Otherwise they can slaughter our kids?

She was also the married nurse who was fucking the brother on Ray Donovan.

She is extremely charismatic. Not necessarily the greatest actress, but amazing to watch on screen anyway.

I am a 70s baby and in all my diaper-age photos, my mom, my grandma, and everyone else who ever changed one of my diapers is rocking long pointy white nails, Cher-style.

I am considering gifting future accountants with a fireproof jumpsuit like the one that car racers wear, just in case.

It really does...worst is, see my post below about this being my second accountant that has a fire-related incident. I am just doing my own corporate taxes this season. I don’t think I can show up to the tax office and say this, when I spent 5 years working to fix all the documents that burned down in the previous…

They lived but he got really burned, sadly. Like, still hospitalized and in pain a couple of months later.

Third degree burns to the arm and face, but he will make it, and so will the people who were waterproofing the couch, fortunately.

He didn’t die, fortunately... but he did have severe burns to the arms and face and is still hospitalized getting skin grafts and stuff.

Seeing as how my accountant has literally exploded* before tax season, it would be in poor taste for me to do my taxes in a pressure cooker.

Release the corgi!

I assume Princess Michael of Kent says that at least 3x a day.

The lip situation is at a “Threat Level Red: Lisa Rinna” level.