You called Nutella garbage! You shut your mouth!

Maybe they think those are some token “Westernized” houses for foreigners?

Surely you mean super evolved superior spiritual being Tom Cruise, right? I mean, he can make it rain with his mind, and cure cancer.

Everyone knows that guy, ugh.

Is the supposed joke that that would turn him gay? He is so bad at humor I don’t even get what I am supposed to be laughing at.

I was asked both if I lived in a treehouse because I am from Brazil, and if I lived in a plantation house with “servants” (not sure if they didn’t know the word for slave or were trying to be polite by beating around the bush by suggesting I personally owned slaves in the 90s.). So I understand.

Oh, he spent the rest of the weekend on it, and that was before the ceiling hole and the painting, done during the week. His wife got home, looked at it, and went “Good luck”.

That makes more sense, then. Cause when I am just reading cooking forums randomly, people post atrocious recipes where everything is dumped at once and meat is not even browned. Like, chili by dumping raw hamburger into some soaked beans with spices.

Haha. My uncle had to scrape the burned meat off, have a person come in to patch up the hole in the ceiling, and then repaint the whole ceiling. Walls were fully tiled, so with patience and hot water he got the meat off.

Current pressure cookers are safe and don’t explode.

Crockpot recipes all involve placing things like meat and potatoes and carrots together to cook for the same amount of time and that drives me crazy cause they shouldn’t cook for the same amount of time.

I am not sure if I am thriving, but I am the mom of an 11-year-old who is about to get her period any day now, and I at least have made sure she knows there is nothing wrong with it.

I apparently got my period at the wrong age (too young, in her view), and that failing was another embarrassing failure to add to my long list of failures. She only sent a note to school when I was 14, cause 14 was apparently the not embarrassing age to have a period. I actually got it at 11, but it was to be a secret…

Between her age and mental illness, can’t they just put her in assisted living? The kind where you can’t leave on your own.

This is giving me Arrested Development “Afternoon Delight” vibes.

My best friend’s mom threw her a party. I always envied that they had a good relationship, even if I wouldn’t have wanted a party.

She also didn’t want me having any male friends because “people will think you are slutty”. She was so fucked up about sex.

My mom wasn’t even religious and she didn’t let me use tampons for virginity reasons. She also didn’t want the girls in my PE class to know I had my period so she’d refuse to send a note to get me excused from swimming. She wanted me to get into the pool wearing a blood-soaked pad. I didn’t, told the teacher, but…

I was confused cause I assumed they meant a father/daughter dance at a wedding. Unless the song they dance to is creeptastic, that would be ok.

I am gonna go with equal opportunity douchenozzle, then.