In her defense, if you go far back enough in history, the Huns were just killing everyone in their path... so she might have a point, even if she is about 1,500 years too late.

Kinky as in perverted? Or as in curly haired?

Are you sure your interests are not just [insert stereotypes here]? As well as bringing a “diverse” “urban”* sensibility to the office, of course.

Just throwing this out there...

He greenlit a movie cause he thought it would give him excellent opportunity to sexually harass and try to rape Salma Hayek and Ashley Judd.

That movie he did with Melanie Linskey is also so, so good.

I get the best reviews out of everyone, both from headquarters, students, and stats for my students. I am also the only one who has kept up with her certifications, and who has ever scored above 80% on a certification at all... but the general attitude is I am one day away from being fired.

I approve of Chapman lyric jokes.

Only acceptable veggie is ketchup. Everyone knows that.

“Look what my baby got me today, just because! He is the best! #love #blessed #dontbejelly”.

Banks has specifically said she slept with rich white men, so I am gonna go no. Wendy’s husband is black and broke.

Apparently, the whole Morgan Freeman thing was cause he took his stepgranddaughter out on a red carpet once and people immediately jumped to sex, ugh.

Only good pie? Are you familiar with key lime?

My grandpa would always drop a teaspoon of parmesan in his flan, for the saltiness and the umami, so I guess it could work.

I was never anti-Gwen, but since I was anti-Liz Phair and always knew she’d end up some Botoxed suburban housewife type trying to freaking rap on an album, I admire your prescience.

I think she is whoever she is with. Like Brad Pitt. Her personality is that of her boyfriends. So when she was with Tony Kamal/pining for Tony Kamal, she was cool ska chick. Then came Gavin and the alternative “Hella Good” years. Now she is gonna release some semi-country album, I am sure, while looking more like…

I don’t think any celebrity relationships are real. I mean... not like normies relationships are real. They are as real as something set up by publicists after careful consideration of how it will affect their image can be, I guess.

Wait, did Tracy Chapman make it or not?

I was questioned in an accusatory manner when I was having a miscarriage (abortion is illegal here), and was in too much pain to even inform the hospital staff I’d been having fertility treatments for that pregnancy.

That is it exactly. And if people know you have any kind of chronic illness, you especially cannot take time off, or people will assume you are no longer able to do your job because of your illness. I have worked with swine flu (after being told I was no longer contagious), a regular flu that had me pressing a DVD,…