No, no, rape is what other, bad guys do. He is just having affairs, in his mind... affairs with women he has to lock in the room.

You could further back and say don’t join the Young Republicans.

Wait, triggered? I must have missed when the tide turned on Beyonce. I just remember the YAS QUEEN SLAY years.

How dare you, sir! Kim married TWO complete shitheads to maintain interest!

Wait, more than Kim? I thought Kim was the Queen of the Gram.

When my cat was a kitten, she got her head stuck into a little jar of dulce de leche. We had to break it off so she wouldn’t suffocate. She also climbed behind the freezer and got herself stuck on the grates, hanging from her left paw, before we rescued her.

You are a black dude, period. Even ogling a woman would have gotten you fired.

A dude grabbed my butt once, I grabbed a bottle off the table in front of me, and hit him on the head with it. I am not proud of it and don’t condone violence, but I’d just reached peak “Enough of this shit!” at that moment.

He has always oozed douche, even before the Ann Curry stuff. That is his problem.

To be fair, Hoda Kobt after half a bottle of wine is still a better anchor who makes more sense than sober Matt Lauer ever did.

All these creeps first try “consensual” (with intimidation, like Louis CK, so not really consensual!) and if that doesn’t work, move on to assault and then possibly rape.

Seriously. Ann Curry couldn’t even contain her eye rolls when she was on the Today Show, come on. He is a sleaze and an embarrassment.

I’d think it would at least be Kylie Truk. The C there is just odd.

That is true, I hadn’t even thought of that! My one friend with lupus acts like your average vampire or ginger and only goes around in the sun at like 5pm or 7am. She is caught bike riding at noon, without a hat, and hanging out in tropical beaches at the hottest time of the day. It certainly doesn’t look like your…

Don’t worry, for they use autotune, many repetitions of the singer’s voice, AND backing tracks, haha. They didn’t stop using the backing tracks.

I was thinking about Kanye’s 808s & Heartbreak and thinking it absolutely is an instrument.

Do they give out Emmys and Tonys for writing the music, though? I don’t see Common acting enough to win for acting...

I feel like with the amount of admirers Amanda Knox has for essentially the same reason, it is believable.

I love her, but even with the shit material, Clea DuVall was acting circles around her.

Odd idea that cured my fungus toenail once: yeast infection cream. I just bought some of the stuff meant for the vagina and applied it under the nail.