She also has an inability to be even Instagram-interesting. Like Kylie Jenner or something. She is just bland.

I feel like it is ok to offend Christians, but probably not Muslims because it wouldn’t be multicultural enough...

Nah, he seems to have gone out of his way to rape people who had hot careers at the moment. Think about it: the accusers have included exactly 1 unknown model and tons of women with name recognition. There was also apparently only 1 employee of his company accusing him. If anything that moved did it for him, there…

Edited: Nevermind, no time to offend people on Jez today.

You win the internet today.

I know right? “I like dudes who make music and do a lot of coke!”.

I think his fetish was famous women... like, feeling so powerful that he felt ok assaulting people like Asia Argento, Gwyneth Paltrow, Angelina Jolie. If it were young girls, he’d mostly have stuck to models who wanna break into acting and very young starlets. It seems like his deal was that nobody could say no to…

Or Selena Gomez both has lupus, and uses drugs. I mean, her 3 public relationships were with notorious cocaine users, and I find it hard to believe someone who doesn’t partake would stay with people who do long term.

I also remember blinds about Kevin Spacey as long as 10 years ago, and even a photo of him with some kind of very young-looking boy, bare-bottomed, across his lap and that of another man next to him, being spanked by Spacey. It looked like a nightclub so I am going to assume the boy was of legal age, but that…

The Nazi thing was horrible, but Edward was already pro-Nazi before her, in her defense.

As long as they don’t say 45's family is the American Royal Family, it is all good to me. Meghan Markle’s family, heck, I will accept the Kardashians as an answer here.

I assumed she was Canadian when I first started watching Suits, too. It just shows how well she fits in anywhere. She is probably gonna be more British than the British in a couple of years.

That is what my daughter said “Just like Tiana!”.

Sounds gross.

Well, with Trump you should be glad he didn’t ask them about curry...

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That is super creepy on anyone who is not a desperate horny teenager with poor parental supervision.

My mechanic has none. Growing up, my stepdad was a mechanic, and there were “sexy” calendars but not nudies. Just pin-up type stuff like Daisy Dukes and low-cut shirts.

it would be safer to put them in latex jumpsuits or some shit, if sexy espresso is the goal. Like catwoman costumes.

And then she accidentally thought of the men who were gonna look at the calendar and want the carp instead.