That dude is a really good actor. Too bad he is also apparently a domestic violence offender, aah.

I am pretty sure John Mayer would have noped the hell out of that song.

He also bragged, in a very sexist way, that she’d do anything for him, including getting down on her hands and knees to scrub the carpets in his home, to prove she was a good girlfriend. Controlling creep.

She seems nice enough but... Scientologist. Eek.

Do your gynecologists give you a spiel about how you are at higher risk for reproductive cancers cause you didn’t have kids? Cause I am getting sick and tired of that shit. I just wanna discuss my perimenopause in peace, I don’t need to get cancer scared... in the past 3 years I have never seen a gynecologist twice…

Worst band ever. In a fair world, they’d be at the fame level of Smashmouth at most. They are proof of how mediocre white men can just fail upward, ugh.

Come on over! I won’t serve you chicken ass, but I swear the chicken hearts are delicious.

Getting my upper lip hair lasered smelled exactly like fried chicken.

I love frozen yogurt, but I will forgive The Good Place because one of the questions to determine how evil a person was was “Have you ever paid money to watch The Red Hot Chili Peppers perform?” and that is just perfect.

My daughter suggested we have ribs and fries for Christmas dinner instead of a roast of some sort and potato salad (Summer Christmas, no mash, salads instead...), so she is right there with you. I told her we could make it for NYE instead.

Americans put marshmallows and brown sugar on their sweet potatoes. Your caramelized potatoes sound more flavor-balanced than that.

The butchers here in Brazil, and the grocery stores, all sell bags of chicken asses. Like, a whole bag of ass. People will buy it and make ass skewers. Chicken ass kebabs, if you will.

I am with you on the vileness of ham, but excuse me, what about bacon? And pork chops?

Getting from Brazil to Australia by plane via South Africa takes longer than getting there through Chile/Easter Island, though. If one uses their model, it would have to take longer.

You are confusing the Earth with a Kinder Surprise Egg. Happens all the time.

He deserves some sorta Lifetime Achievement Darwin Award.

Well if they assume the sun is much smaller or further than it actually is, we can say Beijing is on the other side of this giant ass disc and when the sun is there, it is not close enough to NYC. So that is not really a dealbreaker.

They say the curvature is some optical illusion otherwise the horizon at sea would be curved too, and the fact it is flat proves the earth is flat. At least that was that dumbass rapper’s argument on this, when he was saying the earth was flat and giving Neil DeGrasse Tyson a headache.

So the edge of the world is sorta like the Lost island?

Yeah, we’d need more than one edge though. If it is disc-shaped, there’d be tons of edges. Even if you assume square-shaped, that would mean 4 edges. If Antarctica is the only edge, that would mean Antarctica is all around us? WTF?