My daughter just turned 11 and she has started to complain about that - the creepy old men leering. She is 5'1" and could easily pass for 14, so yeah, she has some 30 years of this coming, sadly. It kills me that I have to have these conversations with her, that she couldn’t at least wait until she was 15 and already…

You forgot awkward laughter, eye rolling, and second-hand embarrassment. So much second-hand embarrassment.

Your son sounds awesome. I teach teenagers and the weird ones are always my favorites.

I am thinking about printing it for a laptop sticker cover.

If she weren’t pure evil, I’d even root for her cause she is so awkward.

In their defense, most of the people they were dealing with were wearing truly criminal stuff like giant sweatpants or tiny Daisy Dukes, so that is an improvement. I just felt sorry the few times they got someone with some sort of not well-executed but alternative style, like the Indian girl who’d shred everything…

Dennis Quaid also had a second set of kids after the original one with Meg Ryan.

Rocco was gonna be my name if I hadn’t turned out to be a Disappointing Girl*, so I like it, but Robin is not a good middle-name for Rocco. Aside from the song, there are Stan Lee levels of alliteration there, ugh.

I think what some celebrities have goes beyond middle-class parents with a nanny or daycare, though. They will have a day nanny or two, a night nanny, and an assistant who is responsible for hiring said nannies, literally only swooping in to do the fun stuff like play with the kids, without even knowing anything about…

Before class today, I had to teach a 14-year-old girl where to submit the screenshots where the adult man kept asking her for nudes repeatedly. So... yes. Men are trash.

Most honest system was when we mods just hashtagged it and moved it to a limbo. Like #troll or #abuse. Cause anyone could go to the hashtag limbo and see what we put there, and the person could even make a case for him or herself if we’d misinterpreted the comment, and then it could be moved back.

I would watch parts of episodes when I still had cable, but now that I only have Netflix, I must rely on Jezebel to keep up with them (yes, I went there).

Living a swag basket life is #goals.

I like gardenia too, but since it was widely used in perfumes that were popular in the 30s-50s, people associate it with old ladies.

It is from Heathers.

He is decent-looking. With a good personality, he could potentially be attractive. But instead he is just dumb and uninteresting.

The Ryans died too. RIP.

In 92 it was like, peak Baldwin hotness, and they went with freaking Nick Nolte? Yeah, for sure we objected.

Excuse me, in a world with Tom Selleck, Nick Nolte was still a travesty. But it was an Adam Levine sized travesty, not a colossal Blake Shelton one.

You can’t stop people with eyes from salivating over Riz Ahmed, whatever their skin color.