Yet the result is some sort of weepy George Michael without the wit or dance tunes George gave us?

Oddly enough, I’ve had male bosses be passive-aggressively abusive, while female bosses were just openly awful, as you said. People tend to associate backstabbing and rumor mongering and just enjoying creating job insecurity as traits associated with women, but in my experience, it was the opposite. I had only two…

Well yes. I mean, he is at the senior level. She is still a novice, so Chloe works for say, 8 pieces of candy an hour. Now, he is at the CEO pay level, so it is definitely at least 200 pieces of candy an hour. Maybe 300. Plus his yearly candy bonus for productivity.

But he is not a regular person. He is a spoiled uberbrat who had his bodyguard CARRY him while visiting The Great Wall, as if he were Joffrey on Game of Thrones, come on.

So you want Patti Reagan part 2?

I usually think of her as a plain girl with nice hair, and on that cover, the hair is shit too. Yikes.

It is funny that she believes she was some sort of real model, and not just a socialite like Paris Hilton, when Paris Hilton is infinitely prettier than she is...

Also, her smartness shines through even in that photo, so yeah.

He’d have given her a doll of a “bad hombre” in a sombrero and a poncho for a bit of that adorable racism!

It is just plain sugar, that sweet sweet privilege.

People who need reminders to “live” on their walls are as odd as people who tattoo their own names on themselves. Like, are you gonna forget your name or to live? Are you the character in Memento?

This character is my spirit animal.

Well in fairness, those will be the feds, not regular cops.

Trump must have blocked Legend by now, right? I mean, wasn’t the first thing he did after being elected to block Chrissy Teigen?

He will take 70% cause he has expenses. I mean, he fronted her the bucket, right? That is a high overhead right there.

They all taste like privilege, so it is ok.

They all taste like privilege, so it is ok.

You got a perfect defense there! He ate too much sushi and therefore lost motor control and needed to steady himself on women’s breasts to avoid a dangerous fall.

That is on Page Six. Jez didn’t identify her.

Well, we can’t just stone him in the public square like in the olden days, so he needs to have a lawyer to have a fair trial. But if the lawyer happens to do a shit job, all the better.