Real talk. I think this guy might be gay. And he has just buried that so deep in his mind and body, that it subconsciously comes out as hating woman. Not that this makes it ok, in any way. But seriously, dude, try being with a man. Because I think you might realize that it feels right for you. And its not that you…

Haha. Today my dad told me that in 1978 a dolphin at a Bay Area marine animal park swallowed a screw. The veternarian’s arm wasn’t long enough to retrieve the screw through the dolphin’s mouth. So, they called up the Golden State Warriors’ 6'9" center, Clifford Ray to glove up and grease up and retrieve that screw.…

No, it goes too far because Fox News is going to replay this story every 6 minutes for the next 3 weeks straight, until my mother says something about how she doesn’t approve of everything Trump’s doing but she really disapproves of all of these protesters driving Congressmen off of roads...

It really does go too far. Because only one of them is assured of health insurance in the event.

True, but c’mon. Tiki Torches? What are they gonna do, lead everyone around in a Cintronella parade? This asshat is the pied piper of mosquito repellant.

That is such a self-defeating approach... you’d think people would realize that.

Two Corinthians, one cup.

So how much of it is “ripping off a design” and how much is it These companies buy so much stuff from China that when a Chinese factory says “Hey check out these extra things we can cut ya a deal on!” They say OK!

This has to be the smallest tip of the largest iceberg I’ve ever seen in my life.

🎶 Just another dick and a wall 🎶

This mustang driver is trying pretty hard to stay off camera because he knows he’s somehow responsible for this.

The UK is still screwed far less than the US. For instance we don’t have Neo-Nazis inside Downing Street.

Whenever I read stories like this in the world, I wonder how on earth people my age or younger can just go and willy nilly drop $2000 on something like this. Our household income is twice the median and anything over $200 is a ‘is this ok? Can we do this?’ type of purchase. I always wonder what these people do for a…

Little orange jumper

There’s literally a Trump tweet from the past for any situation where he specifically condemns everything that he is doing now.

informed industry colleagues of the pending closure of the 18-year-old agency

Actually I’m well over my quota for the week, but I figured this would be a fun little post for the weekend. Sorry you had to suffer through it.

Oh, I don’t mind if he walks into prison, as long as he can’t walk out.

I don’t wash my legs or my feet and I pee in the shower. IDGAF!