“take off ur cardigan... take off ur second cardigan”

A Zelda game is never late. Nor is it early. It arrives precisely when it means to.

If yer daddy was a member of a Nazi-affiliated group and yer affiliated with an antisemitic political party and ya wear that Nazi group’s medal on television and sign yer name in tribute to a Nazi group and that Nazi group sez yer a member and when yer asked whether yer a member of a Nazi group ya just say “No…

Yup, in FC2 and TW3 the design is there, but it’s managable, either because the weapons last longer, because you can repair them or both.

“Designed for gamers by gamers.”

“Attorney General Jeff Sessions, a Christmas elf banned from the North Pole for his virulent racism”

It’s like the two ends of the same spectrum reaching around and touching each other. Is that gay?

I find the wording deliberately vague. Depending on the outcome he’s either concerned that there was enough evidence to get a warrant or he’s worried that Obama was able to get a warrant without meeting the legal standard.

Porn is bad kids.

Please.

She reminds me of a very angry Buzz Lightyear.

specifically about which way his chad hangs?

If you’re only 5'1" and skinny,  it’s probably best you buy the shortest of the baguette bags. The longer purses might look like the box you came in ;).

Cartel if joking or serious

It means something super specific in Overwatch: He’s saying that her weapon falls into the ‘projectile’ category of weapons rather than the ‘hitscan’ category of weapons.

Aspirin is perfectly legal, but if you take 13 of them motherfuckers, it’ll be your last headache.

According to Sen. Grassley, it’s in the tree at the dead-end.