Here is a pretty one for you all!

My first thought when you said “dragon man”:

This is a valid opinion, because coyotes do eat small pets and scream like banshees at unreasonable hours.

I’m immediately reminded of one of my favorite games of all time: Aliens versus Predator 2 (2001 pc game). There were lots of Aliens/Predators/Versus games, but that was the best as it really nailed the different mechanics of playing as the different species, plus the plot and ambiance of the different zones was…

Jealousy is ugly

Salty

I hope Mercy cosplay never dies

Are you kidding me?

OMG! 

We get it, Cr1tikal, you’re funny too.

THE GAME CAME OUT YESTERDAY AND THERES ALREADY PRO CIV PLAYERS

Bondo, James Bondo.

I hover because I don’t want some judgmental asshole deciding I’m “neglectful” and calling the cops. It’d be a waste of resources on an already taxed system, bro. 

I wish I was excited for BF1. Been a BF fan from 2 on PC and I just don’t care about BF1 at all.

Just sharing.

Also

Silver lining: Ivanka (born October 30 1981) is 22 days from being free of her Dad’s attention.

Basiclly, Niantic is the girlfriend that refuses to have any sex with you, but won’t let you have a wank to do what you gotta do. She’s not only selfish but she’s insecure as hell too.

How do you do, fellow cryptids?