“Ugh — even that guy got at least one throw in before he left the stadium.”

It’s so luxurious, you wouldn’t believe what people are saying about this stocking cap, I sent the best people to find my cap, they tell me this is the longest one anywhere, anywhere in the world you can’t find a better one than this, I was in China and other Asia and I see the stocking caps they have there, everyone…

Anytime you’re copying Subaru’s styling, it’s going to be ugly. This looks like some designer traced all of the WRX’s styling elements to the new Civic, then spent the rest of the day watching porn on his phone in the bathroom.

Widowmaker is half-French, and half-spider, you fucking Trump-voting bigot.

If we take the rendering at face value the hinge would be placed...oddly...due to wheel arch. Compare that to something like the 3rd door on the RX-8 where the door is well in front of the rear wheels.

Leeeeeerrrooooooy Jeeeenkinsssss!

They wanted to create an animatronic instead of a sock puppet which is fitting because star citizen’s flavor is realism. Gamers won’t “get it” because gamers really only drool and clap their hands at any thing that is edited together with a rock song.

Toyota: “Just kidding, we’re really bringing to market a Honda Accord Crosstour competitor.”

THATS EXACTLY WHAT I’M COUNTING ON BRAH

“I have a Chevy Bolt” is not as good a pick up line as “I have a deposit on a Tesla.”

I also tell my Dad that all of his gifts were originally bought by Christie Brinkley. It adds panache to the whole affair and saves me money buying second-hand. Everyone wins.

And I would walk five hundred miles,

You would think that, somewhere, in all their many departments, at least one person would be able to come up with an algorithm that knows when a dick is being sucked.

That’s clearly Digimon.

I guess the video gavel us the wrong impression...

If you’re broke after buying a $700 phone, the problem is 100% not the phone.

My dumbest idea for an updated classic: