As some have said, the circumstances have to be just right for it to work due to not wanting to be in a situation where I might have to drive or whatever but after a day of work, sometimes it just helps to forget about the day and what you have to do for the rest of the week and just live in the moment.

Tbh, I didn’t even know it was out yet...

I generally wash my torso, pits, junk and ass... don’t see a need to wash more than that. In fact, on the rare occasion I wash my face I tend to break out. I also have really dry skin so the less I can bathe the better.

This is Tequila (we’re parked).

I watched jackfrags play through the first hour of the game and I actually fell asleep before the end, in the middle of the afternoon. The story did nothing for me and the game seemed super boring.

Oh... we know... “Ontario, CA” causes some confusion on both sides of the border.

*Spoiler* my daughter and I caught a random white horse and named her Oreo. Just after we learned she was descended from the royal horse line and she got a very fancy saddle. Now I feel bad about her name :/

Are you talking to yourself?

I traded in my old Integra with one painted side skirt and one just the stock black. No one noticed...

Wrong...

I wonder if there is a “Trumps lips or a prolapsed anus” guessing game like the “dog or bagel” ones?

That’s a fine way to cook a steak if you know what you’re doing.

Funny because one of the only trans people I know is literally an older British man who decided to become a woman later in life. All the power to him but he basically is John Cleese in a dress.

That’s some fucked up patriachy shit... I’ve never heard that before.

My wife washed our pillows the other day and afterwards it was like sleeping on a bag of balled up socks! Of course, those were $5 pillows from Walmart so maybe that had something to do with it. I say just replace them before washing unless you have nice pillows.

When I was about about 18 and driving my girlfriend home from a friend’s house and she said “my dad takes this turn at 90(km)“ and I said “oh yeah? Watch this!” and tried the same. Ended up spinning out and luckily sliding onto the grass with no damage instead of into the forest and down a hill on the other side. That…

Those sound like some strong alternative facts!

Unborn Mothers and Unborn Children...

Is it just me or does his signature look like is says Drumpf more than Trump?