When will this movie be out? I need too see more! It reminds me of mid-afternoon TV in the early 90s.

To this day, when I smell stale cigarette smoke I have an urge to eat chicken wings...

There might be a witch living in one of those angles...

Some people don’t seem to understand the difference between not liking or agreeing with something and trying to make everyone else not like it too.

Haven’t monks been illuminating the Bible for the last couple thousand years?

First time I heard the term I asked my wife what they were talking about and she told me she heard that Trump was going to literally drain a swamp so he could build something there.

My coat has coyote fur around the hood. I figure it’s payback for the cats we’ve lost to the coyotes around our farm.

The craziest thing about all the trump skits on SNL is that it’s basically just reciting word for word actual things Trump has said and done. It’s funny because of Alec Baldwin but then you think about how this is actually exactly what’s going on...

Don’t we already get to drive around in that tank?

Hey now, no need to throw a Fit!

I found the best ugly sweater yesterday at Winners (Marshalls).

I found the best ugly sweater yesterday at Winners (Marshalls).

“That makes me do a bit of a Fry squint at their results.”

Isn’t the rotary engine just one big fuel leak?

We have a 2013 cx-5 GT and I love it. I’ll definitely check this out once it’s available.

47' long and only 877 lbs? Are these stats decided by an RNG?

Every time I write Mitch McConnell 🐢 I add a little turtle emoji. I’ve gotta make a chrome plugin for it.

Because people are generally garbage at long term planning and delayed gratification? You need to actively work to make long term plans.

If you look at the individual states, the independent votes could have meant the difference between R and D.