Yeah, that’s totally not what America is supposed to be all about at all. Nope.

Seriously. I feel bad for any regular gay readers who have to see this nonsense.

im guessing his only friend

Where is your source for such a huge pile of BS?

Let me guess, Twinkies are your best friend?

Sigh.... Looks like us straight six fans will have to be happy with this, whenever they come out:

But but but.. Supras are supposed to have inline 6s??!!

Put on your motherfucking seat belt Marshawn!

It’s a misunderstood environmental issue. The Mazda RoRo accident is the closest example.

If they end up scrapping them, there is a chance that they will chop them and completely recycle them. Dumping them in junk yards could be a PR disaster.

I remember the good ol’ days when if you crashed you just blamed Pastor Maldonado. Now things are so complicated...

I’m not the Lord, but thanks for the compliment.

This is the ultimate BMW disguise. It looks like that car might have some sort of turn signal. Everybody knows that BMW’s don’t have turn signals!!

Don't buy into that. German women don't age well. They shrivel up.

Let me know whenever you are in Frankfurt, Germany and i introduce you.

What if i told you that she is considered "average" here in Germany. In fact, most of my female friends look like that.

"you don't know what the hell they are talking about"

"Huh, so they're not that different from us after all."

HA!