jokes on me? jokes on you, you own a cobalt

Hope your ignition doesn't lock up causing you to crash into a tree

It's not OK if right wing politicians influence the outcome of a union vote, but if a left wing union influences the outcome of a union vote it's totally OK because you agree with the UAW. Am I getting it right?

No way the workers looks at the cluster Detroit has become, or remembered the bailout and thought maybe that's not the horse they want to hitch there wagon too.

Step one: Turn Left

Good thing people can't get cable in repurposed refrigerator boxes or else somebody might have seen this.

When I heard they had died in a Carrera GT, I wasn't too surprised. Saddened, yes. But not surprised that it was a Carrera GT. I remember the stories of this car when it came out, and when a seasoned racer/test driver is scared of the car, you better damned well pay attention.

This is a car that probably would…

Jason,

Now I have a solution. When at work, actually go do some work, and don't browse the internet.

I'm sorry about your penis.

The middle ages are over, son.

WOW... God damn HOLY shit. You religious people are so contradicting. So you can curse all you want but when it comes to GOD its a goddamn SHITSTORM.

Please call this the 510! I Soooo Want this!

I'm on a press junket par excellence with Infiniti/Red Bull that gets me seat time in the new Infiniti Q50 with Four-Time F1 World Champ and Chief Scientist Sebastian Vettel. What should I ask him?

5 second design off the top of my head....Jalopnik 7-spd manual shift knob.

Aaaaaannnnnndddd .... cue the Armchair experts weighing in on the following: