With Berger cookies for hair

Except neither of those guys play for the Jets. However, none of the Jets’ QB’s are better than Kap (Josh McCown, Bryce Petty, and Christian Hackenberg, who you could combine through the miracles of modern science to create 5/8ths of a capable play-caller.)

Well, sure, Rich, but all those other guys are just so generically terrible, they don’t ruffle the feathers of corporate sponsors. You can ditch a Goff for a Mallett or Bortles, and nobody would know the difference. They’re like interchangeable parts of a mediocrity machine.

What are you talking about? There’s a woman right in that picture. Oh, wait. Nevermind.

Jason: “Look, it’s absolutely ridiculous. People think that because I talk about, nay, think about a game, that’s enough to delay or cancel it. Clearly that’s impossible.”

Nine! Nine people fleeing the scene! Ah Ah Ah!

Except “who are you to judge me” is an inherently shit attitude and “I’m human my bad, you shouldn’t judge me” tells me that he didn’t learn his fucking lesson at all. Who am I to judge him... hmm, let’s see... I’m someone who’s never punched someone at their place of employment and threatened to murder them in a…

Let me borrow this: “No need to hang onto the past.”

I watched Cars 2 this weekend dubbed in Japanese. No idea why Japanese speaking Mater couldn’t figure out the toilet.

Satan, Yamcha, and Farmer with a shotgun are the true stars of DBZ.

get on it Switch

I’m sorry but there’s been some misinformation going around. This character cannot be “Doomfist” for, as you can plainly see, both of Victor von Doom’s fists are attached to his arms. Naturally, our benevolent overlord has decided not to sue this imposter for identity theft for Dr. Doom is a forgiving man. Remember,…

For Bison, that was the most painful day of his life. For Chun-Li, it was Tuesday

Is this really a question that you don’t already know the answer to? Cooking Mama, hands down. She does more than just cook! She gardens, crafts, you name it! She’s the next best thing to your actual mom!

Right. Robert Downey Jr. was very well-known (admittedly for all the wrong reasons) and he got paid less than Terrance Howard for the first Iron Man.

And it works! Evolution has taught us that even at our most vulnerable stage in life, there is one tool we have at our disposal to leverage for the things we need—be that food or a change of diapers.

Spidey isn’t about killing.... he’s about making you suffer, living as a vegetable, with severe brain trauma/damage for the rest of your criminal life. Getting fed through a tube daily, having your bastard children visit you maybe once or twice before they just don’t care anymore and decides to pull the plug.

I’m guessing it’s more like Ultron tries to emulate Dr. Doom and tries his own convergence after a quick fusion with Sigma. That’s my headcanon, anyway.

Okay, but how does it compare to the ridiculous(ly awesome) fan fiction that was Smash Bros. Brawl’s story mode?

Ugh. Dammit. I normally do play Far Cry games, and I totally recognize they’re pandering to woke liberals here, and I still want this stupid game.

I just hope this one pivots back to sci-fi mutants like the original did. Superpowered mutant rednecks sound okay by me.