You think that an organization too lazy and incompetent to parse a 1-10 scale actually counts and tracks return percentage?

Yes.

They’re probably humoring her the same way I humor my nephew when he pretends to be a cowboy or a TSA agent when they pretend to be real cop.

I wouldn’t.

Dissidia Final Fantasy NT? They didn’t even make Dissidia Final Fantasy For Workgroups yet

Just a reminder to your relatives: this is how they were dressing in the 1960's. Girls, today, did not invent legs and midriff. It’s just that no one really cared.

Moist.

don’t think that works for guys,

I’d like to see something more an an Andre 3000 from Skew it on the Barby look than Will Smith’s worst movie look.

Japan’s police use a standard paint scheme nationwide so they’re a lot easier to spot:

HEALZONED!

M’Lucio...

They bring tanks to everything.

Considering there is next to no coherent story IN game for Destiny, you are totally good to just jump in fam. Fans and Youtube make a valient effort of piecing together what little in game story there is with the out of game codex (which itself, does have some fantastic stuff)....
But it is still just...meeeeeeh.
My…

I get sad everytime I see the ps4 version of Second Story on the Japanese PSN.

I think American Dad also did a great job of mocking both sides of the aisle. Hayley was ridiculous just as often as Stan was.

Then you were only hurting yourself by skipping gems like this:

All I want to know is where the command is to make your character say that their mom’s name is Martha when they go up against Batman, leading to victory as the latter inevitably becomes best friends with his opponent?

It can be a fun communal experience. I saw Creed in Philly, and that was great.

I hate to be that dork that wistfully hopes against hope for kingdom hearts 3 trailer... but I am and I want it... but I have serious doubts about the reality of it