the real lesson to take away from this is not practice safe sex, but to never screw with nintendo, or else you’re gonna catch a C&D. lul

20th anniversary edition theme user here.

Wayne’s World 2 and Clerks 2.

Wait, was this at an actual NBA game or was this an NBA 2K17 story shared from fucking ‘Compete’??

I am an AE86 fanboy, buy even I can’t stand how many people simply don’t get the premise of Initial D. The entire premise of the series is that practice, seat time, and learning to exploit the particular strengths of your vehicle can overcome a big theoretical disadvantage based on mechanical specs. Initial D never…

I rolled a boulder down a hill onto one of those big bastards last night.

Then I led him on a merry chase toward some explosive barrels, lighting them up just as he stepped on them.

...as he stomped out the fire that was dancing around his feet, I felt the first tug of that old, familiar dread beaten into me by many,…

Finally, someone knows about this damned thing. I’ve brought it up and people thought I was mental, “Downloading games? On your Genesis?! You mean roms on your PC”.

Have to be that guy...

What if you are a huge Biggie fan?

You knew what that was.

He looks like someone whose scheme has finally come together.

He wasn’t even the most talented man in NSYNC.

Ha! I caught that Exorcist reference! Take that Dad, I *am* using my Film degree!

I just opt for self-flagellation, slapping myself on the thigh, usually accompanied by a “god damnit,” “motherfucker” or something.

“No one’s ever seen a game console like this before.”

Yeah, I bet they could improve that by having the base transmit some sort of placeholder image when the console isn’t docked (assuming the dock has the hardware necessary to do that).

I chose this Smash Bros. character as my user icon.

of all the Star Ocean games and they don’t bring back the best one (Second Story)