I’ve been thinking a lot recently about how to best combine real problems with games in a meaningful and non-pandering way. Maybe best to frame it in a TAY article.

Why doesn’t he have any interests that aren’t related to blackness?

If nokia made arcade machines, this is what would happen.

Man Gravity Falls took a turn.

When I was a kid we would go to the mall, eat Chinese food and dad would take us to Alladin’s castle and we’d play games til we ran out of tokens.

While I agree, it’s the setup that all F2P (at least, character-based ones) use.

+1 Servants’ entrance

Is it just a walkway, or do they have a track with cars shuttling people back and forth. A “railroad”, if one was to put a name on it?

McCourty said he believed attending the event is a personal choice and “I can’t imagine a way I go there.”

Thundercougarfalconbird.

I always feel guilty about using any default option

Agreed. I’m also worried that they’ll have Aerith come off as innocent and virginal like they’ve been doing (at least in western localizations).

In FF7 Aerith was a rebellious mischief-maker. She had street-smarts. She offered men dates as compensation for protection. She jumps at the opportunity to dress a guy she…

Or at least suggest a videotape.

“This was the largest audience at a convention, period”

”What are your thoughts on the inauguration, Squall?” 

I’ve tried playing quite a few F2P mobile games and I’d say this is one of the best. It’s got explorable dungeons and towns, which puts it miles ahead of most mobile RPGs. Lots of skills and equipment, crafting, a pretty good story, and really good music and sprites.

I’ll not be called out so, sirrah!

However could Aerith be Pink Diamond when anyone who’s bothered to watch Steven Universe knows that the Diamonds are the distilled essence of Jem and the Holograms after they performed the Ritual of Ribald Rumination with Bucky O’Hare and Marshall Bravestarr?

Cripes. Next you’ll be…

*emerges from bush outside your house, looks surprised* oh I guess I’ll just go home then

So... who would like to see a standalone 2.5D Bowser platformer?

My right hand just covered my heart out of reflex.