Amateur. Ever see the Swedish Chef lovingly caress a live chicken with his soft, felt-like hands? Now THAT, my friends, is an experience.

is yours white?

I thought we stopped making ‘slow, white Bronco jokes’ when John Elway retired.

Pharaoh

Still waiting, lol. What is fun though, is that my paternal grandmother’s maiden name is Wallace. I have an Aunt Marlene Wallace :P

How I imagine two kids from different fandom meet:

My last name is Barrett

Man, Waldo is getting really fucking lazy these days.

Came here to say this. The wrestling is fake, the moves are choreographed, the athleticism and strength is 100% real. Just because the former pro wrestler you’re arguing with hasn’t planned out in advance what he’s going to do with your scrawny ass, doesn’t mean he isn’t going to own it.

Raven, developers of Modern Warfare Remastered

It’s going to be brutal.

It’s not called porn when national geographic does it!

FF VIII is fine as it is. We can talk about how many Final Fantasy games make no sense, but VIII was the only one that truly reveled in it. From utterly nonsensical game mechanics like eating your enemies or sending them into heaven to a nutty story that’s composed of several games’ worth of plotlines crammed in…

Luckily for Nintendo then, the amount a of people that would know what a Vita weights is... Not many.

To be fair, many youngsters probably won’t remember Limp Bizkit at all. And rightfully so.

Also, when I saw this you had exactly 108 stars, so +1 obscure JRPG meta-reference

Dude could be wearing a mask, striped shirt and carrying two bags with dollar signs on them as he ran and the only thing we care about is he not slow us down on the sidewalk.

If he truly had balls of steel, he’d have been able to make better time carrying the bucket because he’d be used to lugging around the extra weight.