Two things about Ronan Farrow: 1.) He can get it; and 2.) Every time I see that kid he looks more like Frank Sinatra.

The weird part is that Taylor Swift was auditioning for the role of Javert.

I really wish that Oprah had never brought Dr.’s Phil & Oz out of the grays.

Time to stop tone policing the doomsday comments and make myself right with the Noodly One.

She looks like the secretary from the Drew Carey show if she was on crack.

.....maybe for you. I am that petty and she looks like Fritos incarnate.

It would be completely inappropriate to point out that this woman who questioned the beauty of Michelle Obama looks like Mike from Mike and Molly in drag so I’m not going to do that.

I think doing what we can to make the worst stuff public at least helps at the margins to make it slightly less acceptable. It’s good to see that at least some people face consequences for saying disgusting things like that nowadays, even while a lot of others are getting away with it. It’s not like their replacements…

Sooner or later, people are going to figure out that the South and IA, KAS, OK, TX, MT, etc are still really fucking racist. And yet, we care about the Iowa caucus, we care about what rural voters in WV think; every election we have to endure endless speculation about what those backwards fucks think. I do not care;…

This makes it so hard to take the higher road. Stay true to my principles. Don’t lower myself to their level.

NOPE. Comparing a black person to an ape is racist as f*ck. Saying any comparison of a black person to an ape “made your day” is racist as f*ck.

“My comment was not intended to be racist at all”

Why are you so intolerant of my intolerance?!?! - Racists.

which is remarkably funny, because melania totally aped the first lady’s speech, in heels.

I’m stone cold sober and this makes me ecstatic.

Daddy Trump wants his kids and son-in-law to get top security clearance. This is NOT a joke. They’re gonna run America like a Mob family business. I wonder how long it will be before they try to get clearance for Alex Jones.

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

I was in awe of McKinnon’s performance. When I thought she couldn’t be more talented, she goes and pulls this one off. <3

AND FUCK YOU to all of the Bernie supporters who started the cycle of Hillary hate, revved it up, warmed up that engine and then passed it right on to Trump.Fuck you for that. This means you “The Slot.” Your dumb ass is guilty as charged.

But oh man, having the time and money to spend three hours at the gym everyday with a personal trainer?