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Who knew that that motherfucker was funny? 2016 continues to confound me.

If this is the best foreign terrorists have got, I am not even remotely in terror of them. All the people injured in Chelsea are already out of the hospital. None of the people stabbed in Minnesota died. Nobody was hurt with their unexploded bombs.

I love Kim’s sense of humor.

I kind of need him to get back together with Julianne Hough so they can have the beigest babies to ever beige.

Golden Girls’ gif party!

Law enforcement tells TMZ, they cased the SUV in which the “Panda” rapper was a passenger, but found no gun. The arrest for felony possession of a loaded gun was based on what the driver of another car told cops, but the D.A. clearly felt that wasn’t enough.

It must be weird when your little sister is actively trying to be you. Right, Kim?

She buys groceries?! I assumed her sustenance came from turning her head 180 degrees and eating the face of her partner during copulation.

Jewel’s response is lovely:

“Lily-Rose is my goddaughter and I was there when [his son] Jack was born, so we go back,” said Manson. “Johnny is one of the nicest people that I know—to the extent where it’s almost heartbreaking how kind he is to his friends, and everyone around him....”

I was looking through the Bergdorf’s magazine this weekend with a friend and we laughed at this ridiculous coat for a really long time. Doesn’t it remind you of this guy?

Some mundane observations: 1. The increasingly common phenomenon of world class athletes throwing baseball’s with all the dexterity and coordination of a blind baby monkey on mescaline proves without a doubt that particular athletes have very singular athletic talents, and that athleticism as a concept is not

I was never a huge fan of her music, but I have 3 or 4 songs on my workout playlist that I really like. She seems like a lovely person, if not very bright, however. I read a good article right after the VMAs, though, that pointed out that she never moved out of the 2000s. Her style, her music, her VMA performace, is

Narcissistic Personality Disorder

“Don’t pretend you don’t speak English. You just yelled “Show us your tits!...don’t get shy.”

If blind items are to believed, he (allegedly) does it without being asked!

As an ordinary citizen, I am going to be the purveyor of truth for a couple of these items.

The Kim and Kanye fight was a perfect time for Taylor to slip away for a quick boob job?

imagine if THAT performance was the highlight of the vmas