Resorting to “you guyssss, I’m funny too, swear!!1!” has just cancelled out whatever wit was in those tweets.

BRIDGE TOO FAR.

“an angry song! More hip hop, more urban! Let’s go!”

Da f*ck?
those phrases //=// Meghan Trainor

It’s sad that Bethanny is sick. I hope she gets better. But she is soooooo annoying and so desperate for attention that I just want to punch her in the face.

can you imagine being the PR person for chris christie who has to walk into a room and say

This will give you some background on that picture.

Azealia Banks would like to kill Iggy Azalea?

Judging is unattractive. Good for Ashley.

I like to think Kourtney and I “live” for Kanye’s tweets in the same way: with a glass of wine and obnoxiously loud cackling.

Rock needs to meet my Chinese tween - all 4'5" of emo scorn and wrath. She loves to tell people she hates math.

I’ve noticed that some discourse on diversity in the US seems to see it exclusively in terms of black and white, no pun intended. Not all, obviously, and excluding issues and discussions that are specifically about discrimination and persecution of African Americans. /a WOC who is neither black or American

It was particularly tone deaf given that Rock’s entire act focused on the lack of diversity. It was also terribly unoriginal.

Bobby, did you see this yet?

“Jenner is a ‘secondary reality television personality’ who has received criticism from disability rights groups and African-American communities.”

Guys... HE BROUGHT STACEY DASH OUT. He is fucking with everyone.

VARIETY PACK

they need to cast someone to take arianna down a few pegs

Think about it - I’m a man and it sure as hell looks a lot less complicated to do business w/ a man vs. a woman.

Damn Barney and his fetishes!