I’d prefer a bloodied sheet hanging out the window, thanks.

This is the saddest, darkest comedy I've seen in a while. I mean that sincerely. This is so fucking absurd, but melancholy.

I forget who it was who made this point but it was something like “every town always had the one nutjob, the internet just lets them talk to each other”.

For anyone else who’s browser cannot handle all the auto-playing Vines, go through and click on each one to pause them then play them individually.

Is it really telling, though? What it tells me if that she is really playing up the well-meaning white woman as victim role (whether intentional or not) and he is already cast as the angry black male for passionately defending himself against a charge that could fuck up his entire professional career. we don’t even…

I matched with RiFF RAFF on Tinder this weekend. When I messaged him, he unmatched me. I am not sad about this.

I wanted to reply something funny to you and I googled “zayn ugly” and every picture that came back was just beautiful eyes and razor sharp cheekbones, so yeah you win this round.

I mean, I like referring to them as dickbags. THAT IS WHAT WE SHOULD GO WITH!

why not, though? they survived something horrible happening to their band that will likely change them forever. how much guilt and pain must be racked up after seeing their friends and their fans slaughtered before their eyes? I thought it was a nice way of saying that the band will persevere through this hard time,…

I love how a day after the story about the sexism at Gawker Media broke John Cook issued a layoff memo saying that Gawker is going to be about hard core politics and Jezebel is going to do more celebrity gossip and beauty articles.

It represents The Mans violation of coloured people.

Why is the white one touching them like that?

She meant “ménage à trois” but she can’t spell and didn’t know it was a French phrase.

Whatever, lady.

We mourn everyone. Ok, asshole? I am so sick of the constant complaints about how we shouldn’t discuss Americans or the Paris attack because we haven’t discussed every goddamn horror that happens in this world at length. Give it a goddamn rest.

Mouth pump.

THIS IS HAUNTING

Man are you kidding me with this sexist bullshit in these comments? Let’s all agree it is stupid to have unprotected sex with someone who has lied to you in the past about their sexual health/practices and given you an STI - it is CLEARLY fucking stupid - I don’t think anyone is denying that. But how is it not…