Huh. And some men use females as punching bags. Whaddaya gonna do?

Maybe don’t call a place populated mostly by poor minorities and which has been reeling from the decimation of the manufacturing business and white flight ‘the butthole of America’. I take it that you drove through in your Landrover and decided the view wasn’t to your liking and you hustled home to Greenwich, CT.

thank you for saying this so I didn’t have to :)

lol fuck off with this. there’s nothing wrong with having a nanny. there are shitty parents with nannies and shitty parents without nannies. this is malarkey.

Joaqa Joaqa.

Oh shit. Really? I thought it was to keep the belt at a certain spot on the dress.

What next?! That I’m supposed to cut my pockets open when a piece of thread is holding them closed?

Bjorn Disway.

No, it shouldn’t bother us that a white woman wanted to curl her hair. Happens all the time. It should bother us that they called it an afro because that by definition is something a white woman can never have. No one is saying she has to wear her hair in its natural state all the time or that every black woman with…

So I read the Buzzfeed comments in response to this story and I most certainly regret it.

THEN WHAT DO WE CALL SETH ROGEN’S HAIR?

I am both impressed and dismayed that you waded into the yahoo comment pool.

BUT I THOUGHT YOU WERE IN MICHIGAN

As a New Yorker living in D.C., people from Virginia are not fucking nice. People from Maryland are lovely, people from Virgina drive like assholes and are hugely nasty to people from other areas of the country. Come at me bro.

One of those Virginia morons [ducking]

What kind of a moron do you have to be to make a “New Yorkers aren’t nice” joke to a New York audience.

so you’re saying my attraction to Pretty In Pink-era James Spader is science?

Ah yes, these two plump hens need to drop 20-30 lbs post haste.

A friend called Thelonius Monk The Loneliest Monk.

This is insane.