Oh, boo hoo. You made your bed (originally, pun unintended), live with it. It’s unfortunate that most victims get their names dragged through the mud for being brave enough to come forward and press charges. Maybe people would stop raping if rapists were shamed for their actions. God, wouldn’t that be great?

I laughed so hard when my sister phoned to tell me he died cause there wasn’t a neurosurgeon to save him.

How about:

That’s something Ron burgundy says to get his mouth warmed up for the news.

Let’s look at my qualifications. So my mother is Korean, and my dad is White, Black and Indian. I expect Bethany Frankel to be at my door shortly.

Kill them all

You have a gift, Anna.

yo, a lilly dress with a nascar jacket over top, on a fat woman, sounds HELLA COOL

From the People article re: Hillary Clinton, that chick who “made her cry” sez:

It’s really weird how people working at a site focused on video games sometimes experience fun and joy in life right?

This. It’s not like Affleck actually owned slaves or was condoning slavery (as far as I know). You can’t change or choose your family. Oddly, it makes him look bad because he was trying to hide it - not because of what he was trying to hide.

I’m related to Jefferson Davis, the president of the confederacy, and a number of my relatives were in the KKK. Not something I’m proud of. But I’ve found the best way to face having slave-owning, racist ancestors is to unwaveringly support the rights of african-americans and other minorities, instead of wallowing in…

I watched it a couple of times. Hooray for Amy Schumer for taking this issue on as bluntly as she did. It was funny and sad, since that is the actual attitude of so many football towns.

Ugh, its like a contest to see what part of this I like least.

rich people: making things not chill since 10,000BC

Loved this. Made me a little weepy.

If the movie is half as good as your review, it will have been worth seeing. I love your last three lines. Just gorgeous.

Oof. You guys have turned into the mean kids at school that pass around some girls diary for lolz.

I'm going to agree with you, and also say you're part of the problem. Unfortunately one problem compounds the other; people getting on before everyone has cleared off makes getting off harder, which takes longer, which for a train that keeps a schedule means that they have to close the doors sooner which means that…

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