Yeah, but only because their players are better.

“So true. Like the time Chris Henry fell off a truck and died”

The Cincinnati Bengals are the late night Waffle House knife fight of the NFL.

This is brilliant.

I do have to give Nintendo that for Pokemon Picross. I haven’t spent any more towards the game and I’ve almost unlocked and completed everything in it. I noticed spending real money in the game maxes out at $30 which is what amazed me.

I missed the cutoff for WYTS submissions, so just let me add this:

Some football players get their cognitive training via committing to memory incredibly complicated thousand-page playbooks and remarkably intricate playcalling systems. Some football players are fancy dogs, and get their cognitive training by following little round balls with their eyes.

That was a long setup for a Dion Waiters joke. But it was worth it.

All good players have multiple 3 year gaps in playing time.

Dana White looks like what would happen if Weeble Wobbles aged.

“Swaggy Ph.D.”

What this exposes, more so than his shot, is:

Bad game?! I don’t know what you guys are talking about. He’s averaging over twice as many points per game as his old man did at Washington State.

I desperately want him to become a homeless man’s Ricky Rubio...so yes...we are awful...but...F it.

Kind of just sounds like he wants to be able to drop F-bombs and generally be ~edgy~ without having to deal with the fact that his primary subscriber base is kids-to-teenagers playing a game he himself got into when he was a teenager. No problem with that, I feel; but let’s just call it what it is:

I hate people who equate being genial and good naturedness to being fake. Yes, some people put on that persona and ARE fake but there are a lot genuine and earnest people too who are REAL and they don’t cuss.

The dude who landed 19 jabs in 12 rounds won by unanimous decision.

Is it possible that everyone just hates Ainge and the Celitics so much that they would rather make a bad deal with a different team? Is that all there is to it?

Is this the point Gar Forman rips off the mask, and we find out he’s been David Kahn all along?