Zenyatta with a set of tennis balls.

All power to LeBron because that was an incredible shot, but I also love me some Kevin Love outlet passes.

I’ll take “Why People Hate Boston Sports Fans Crystallized in 140 Characters or Less” for $600 Alex.

When Goodell suspended Brady, of course he didn’t disrespect “the Greatest QB of all-time.” Goodell didn’t say a goddamn thing about Eli Manning.

This is all a HUGE misunderstanding. Yannick Noah was saying he hates “mon fils,” not Monfils.

I am having some fun playing it. A battle is perfect for when pooping.

If he was such a “bad teammate”, why did the Hall of Famer Jerry Jones sign him to play with the Cowboys? As far as I’m concerned, Jones is by far the bigger flake- and a rich, obnoxious (white) one, at that.   

I’d be pissed if Jerry Jones got in before me and I had those career numbers, too.

Hmm...I dunno. I actually like the Wii U version more. It has more depth to it? It’s similar to Mario 3D world which I also liked.

If I wanted to read Baylor’s marketing materials I’d go to their website.

You’re right based on the fact they apparently view themselves as ethical, but in the public’s eye they lost any and all moral high ground decades ago.

No article about Peter Crouch is complete without one of the best goals I’ve ever seen. Goal kick to wondergoal in 3 passes — and the ball never touches the ground.

Beautifully executed, but ultimately unnecessary. But enough about Deadspin comment section puns! Great pass by Blake!

How dare people raise concerns about permanent brain damage from a sport?! You smart assholes with your lack of CTE don’t know anything about being a manly man! About uhh....uhhh.....what was I talking about? Oh yes, we need to make buffalo wings spicier people! It’s the pussification of America!

You could use the same logic to say that no street should ever be closed for a parade or a block party or a presidential motorcade. But for some reason it’s only ever applied to protesters.

The Lebatard Show is consitently the smartest, dumbest, most entertaining show on radio

Aren’t you basically describing Omega version stages, which are in the game already, tho?

Wasn’t that the entire point behind the Omega stage forms?

Who do you think was unreasonable left off the roster?

It seems hypocritical to keep referring to it as an egg and not a chicken.