Fuck everything. Just fuck it.

Look, if you’re going to incorporate Knight into the name, then there’s only one choice here...

Let’s wait to hear from team doctor Jerry Jones before we go making any rash decisions.

Tony Romo needs to being seeing Dr. Bornstein, he’ll be the second fittest person in the world if he does.

Gather ‘round, friends. It’s time for Drew’s Annual Suicide Note.

Yes, get the fudge Pop-Tarts out and give them to me.

The dirt hasn't even been shoveled onto Gawkers corpse yet and now you're trying to bring down Deadspin with this bullshit. GTFO of here with these takes

Frosted Strawberry or get the fudge out.

You disgust me.

You are a fucking monster and should be vivisected for the good of society

Loch Mess

I know this has been said time and again, but it is damn well worth repeating.

That's her role as a tank, though. She's the squishiest of the tanks because of her giant critical hit area, plus her damage and fall off are awful. The shield is what makes her viable.

This is a fantastic read, even as someone who can’t stand the Yankees.

And here’s Leonidas’ dick and balls meeting Draymond Green.

Haha, I had the same thoughts pretty much. It looks pretty interesting but I’d need feedback from people who actually played it to make a purchasing decision

So yeah, in case it wasn’t already clear, Lucioball is short for “Luci-only-oball,”

Personally I don’t really mind day-1 patches. With almost any game written using modern engines, patches are going to be inevitable, and for any game that I really need to play with as few bugs as possible, I just wait awhile until it seems like most of the bugs have been fixed.

I’m gonna leave these here because kinja’s new comment section isn’t annoying enough yet...